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Yuliana Suri
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Nama : Yuliana Atika Suri
Kelas : x Mipa 7
Tugas : Teks Anekdot Karangan Sendiri

Pedagang Yang Bodoh

Suatu hari seorang bule berkunjung ke pasar lubuk alung,Dan ia mampir untuk membeli minum pedagang air tebu,Di situ sang bule berkata.
Bule                       : how many?
Pedagang            : kan manis air ini mister.
Bule                       : I am do no?
Pedagang            : ini air tebu mister no air danau.
Bule                       : are you crazy?
Pedagang            : astaga mister,segendut ini saya mister bilang kurang gizi.

Keesokan hari nya,Sang bule kembali bertanya kepada pedagang air tebu tentang jalan menuju ke abandara,Sang bule berkata.
Bule                       : excuse me.
Pedagang            : ya mister ada apa lagi?
Bule                       : where the road go to the airport?
Pedagang            : sorry mister nama saya tanjudin,no airport.
Bule                       : pardone me?
Pedagang            : mister nama saya TANJUDIN bukan  si don,mister yang benar saja lah nanti marah ortu saya karena mengubah-ubah nama saya.
Bule                       : you are very crazy….
Pedagang            : mister dari kemarin-kemarin bilang saya kurang gizi cari lawan mister ni?
Bule                       : I think I must going now.
Pedagang            : now….now….now kepala bapak lu peang (@#$%^&*)

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